The Republic of Extravagant Jessetopia is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning racoon population. The hard-working population of 547 million Extravagant Jessetopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 12.7%.

The Extravagant Jessetopian economy, worth 27.8 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 50,912 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Extravagant Jessetopia's national animal is the racoon, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Extravagant Jessetopia is ranked 158,847^th in the world and 6,550^th in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 88.25 on the Clooney Contribution Index.